## A Simple Shorthand Musical Notation

March 23, 2014

Anyone who’s played piano, or any other musical instrument, would be familiar with the “standard” musical notation. It’s clear, unambiguous, accepted worldwide, and has been basically unchanged since Bach. It looks like this:

Now there’s a reason this notation has survived this long — it’s good. It’s easy to read, and allows a musician to read and play a piece he’s never heard before.

But when you try to write music, you find that the notation is actually quite cumbersome to write. The notes are positioned on groups of 5 lines, so you’d better either have sheets of these lines printed, or be prepared to tediously draw these lines with a ruler. The timing of notes is very precise, so if you slightly exceed the allowed time for a bar, sorry, your notation is not valid anymore.

### Principles of Shorthand Notation

To solve these frustrations, I created an alternate system of recording music, with the primary goal of being easy to write. It’s possible to jot down a melody in 30 seconds, with just a pencil and normal (not printed sheet) paper.

I do not claim my notation to be better than the standard notation. Rather, I achieve a different goal, sacrificing information for the ease of writing.

Standard notation is good for recording a song so that a musician can play it without having heard it before.

My notation is good for reminding a musician how to play a song he has heard before.

A common use case would be reminding yourself the notes of a song you’re playing, or accompanying a recording of the song. In a way, its purpose is similar to that of guitar tablature.

Here’s my justification for doing this. Most people can produce rhythm intuitively — that is, after hearing a passage a few times, he can clap back the rhythm. It’s much more difficult to find the correct notes after hearing the passage — I stumble upon it by trial and error.

So if you write down the notes but leave out the rhythm, it would often be enough information to play the song.

The tradeoff should become clear if you compare the same passage written side by side (from Bach’s Minuet in G Major):

### Rules of Writing Shorthand Notation

Start by writing the notes in a line, and separate bars with a vertical | line. Indicate the key signature at the beginning of the page, if needed. Feel free to liberally clump notes together or space them apart based on rhythm.

Next is the rule for jumps. When the melody goes upwards by a perfect fourth or more (like from C->F), write the jumped note on an elevated line.

Remain on the elevated line as long as the melody is still increasing or stays the same. But as soon as the melody descends, immediately drop back down to the neutral line.

Here’s an example:

As long as the melody consists of small intervals (like C->E->C), we stay on the neutral line. Only when the jump is large (C->F) do we go to the elevated line.

Typically in music, a large jump in one direction is followed by a small step backwards. This means that we spend most of our time on the neutral line. It’s very rare for a melody to have multiple jumps in the same direction.

Here’s another example (Twinkle twinkle little star):

The melody does a large jump on the third note (C->G), so the third note (G) is on the elevated line. On the seventh note, the melody descends one note from A->G, so we immediately drop back to the neutral line. It does not matter that the same G was on the elevated line before.

You do not always have to start on the neutral line. It might be useful to start on an elevated or depressed line. Here’s an example (Harry Potter):

### Reasoning behind the Jump Rule

You might be wondering, why make this jump rule so complicated? Why have a jump rule at all?

Well, we need some way of indicating octaves. Otherwise, a interval like C->F would be ambiguous: are we going up a perfect fourth, or going down a perfect fifth?

On the other hand, if we decreased the jump threshold, say a major third (C->E) is a jump, then the melody would be littered with jumps up and down, which would be a nightmare to handle. Setting the threshold to the perfect fourth is a good balance.

The complexities of the jump rule ensures that when you’re shifting upwards, the melody is actually going upwards. It would be confusing to the reader if there was a situation where we return from the elevated line down to the neutral line, while the melody is going upwards!

Another distinct alternative to the jump rule is to divide all the notes into distinct octaves: for instance, put any notes between C4 (middle C) and C5 on the neutral line, everything between C5 and C6 on the elevated line, and so on. I experimented with this, but found it very awkward when the melody straddles on the boundary between two octaves.

And that’s how the jump rule was created. So please experiment with this system, see if you like it!

## Improving the (physical) Bookmark

June 5, 2013

If you’re an avid reader like me, you might have experienced this frustration with bookmarks.

You open up your book to the bookmarked page, but you aren’t sure where on the page you left off. So you go to the beginning of the page and start reading. But soon you realize that you’ve already read this paragraph, and the next…

A minor annoyance, fair enough. But I’d like to share a trick that neatly solves this problem.

Take any bookmark. (This doesn’t work as well if the bookmark has lots of contrasting colors)

Draw a line through the bookmark at somewhere around the 2/3 or 3/4 mark. Do this only on one side.

We’re done.

Now every time you stop reading, orienting and aligning the bookmark stores enough information that you can start exactly where you left off the next time you start reading. Examples:

I’m not sure whether I’m the first to come up with this or if it’s common knowledge elsewhere, but this trick has saved me a great deal of time and frustration. Hopefully you will find it useful!

January 26, 2012

To all Digsby users (ignore this post if you don’t use Digsby):

If you use Digsby with Facebook, you might have noticed that things behave strangely — the program pops up a window looking like this when it tries to connect to Facebook:

Then after you give it your credentials, Digsby still thinks you’re not logged in, and so on.

If you found this page via a google search, there’s a simple hack / workaround you can use to patch up this problem. Basically, instead of using the Facebook protocol to connect, we let Digsby use the Jabber protocol as a ‘proxy’ to connect to Facebook:

1. Go to Digsby -> My Accounts and in the Add Accounts section at the top, select the Jabber icon.
2. You should get a window that looks like this:
4. Remove the facebook account from Digsby

At this point, you’re done: Digsby should give you no more problems about Facebook.

Warning: the following is unnecessary and experimental! It might screw up the entire Digsby installation, forcing you to reinstall!

However, you can replace the Jabber icon with the Facebook one (this is for purely cosmetic purposes):

1. Go to C:\Program Files (x86)\Digsby\res\skins\default\serviceicons (that’s the default installation path on my machine, yours may be different)
2. Delete jabber.png, duplicate facebook.png, and rename it jabber.png
3. Restart Digsby

There you have it — hack accomplished:

## Calling for a new file host for this blog — and how drop.io failed me

March 31, 2011

Back when I created this blog in February 2010, I chose WordPress to host the text of the blog, Imgur to host my images, and drop.io to host all my downloadable files — as a free user of WordPress my abilities to store media directly on WordPress servers are limited. Here’s a screenshot of drop.io in 2010:

So far, WordPress has not corrupted a single one of my posts, neither has Imgur lost any of my many hastily photoshopped images. But some time in December, readers started emailing me telling me that my download links were broken. WHAAT?

Sure enough, when I clicked one of my own download links, all I got was a blank page telling me that their service had shut down last week without notice, and all the files have been deleted. Fml. I thought I could count on you, drop.io!

Well — not exactly without notice. In October, a month before closing down, they announced their closing down in a blog post. If only I had known this before everything was deleted.

I can’t say I’ve ever anticipated that such a popular service suddenly closing down, so I never made backups or mirrors or anything. Fortunately I had most of the files stored on my computer, but at least one or two of the files are lost forever :(

With drop.io gone, I need a new file host:

• I only upload relatively small files (<1MB usually)
• They should store files indefinitely (not automatically delete them after 6 months, or a month without 20 downloads, or whatever)
• I have to be able to link files from my blog
• Preferably painless (I dislike captchas and 60 second waits but I suppose I can live with that)
I’m thinking of Mediafire, but I’m open to suggestions.

## Unimportant people

October 8, 2010

This post is inspired by a series of Facebook discussions.

In this blog post I shall assume importance, interest and notability to mean the same thing. I shall also assume that lists are always well-ordered — that is, of any two elements in the list, one must come before the other.

Claim 1. It is not possible to rank the world’s people by importance.
Proof. Suppose the contrary, that there is a list of all of the world’s people ranked by importance. Then there must be some person at the end of the list (ie, the least interesting person). But this person is at the end of a list, which must give him some notability. Hence this person is no longer the least important person in the world. By contradiction, the list cannot exist.

Claim 2. It is indeed possible to rank the world’s people according to importance.
Proof. We show this by counterexample. Suppose the world has one person. Then there is only one possible list.

Objection 1. Then the list is impossible if the world has more than one person.
Reply. This is untrue. Suppose the world has two people: one person of very high importance, and the other of far less importance. Now we put them in a list. Clearly it does not matter that the less important person is at the end of the list. The same can apply if the world contained 3 people: two people of high importance and one person of low importance: nobody cares that the person is at the end of the list: it is true but that does not remove him from being at the end of the list. This works for 4 people, 5 people, n people, n+1 people.

Objection 2. You have not defined what importance means.
Reply. Importance is usually defined as a combination of wealth, power, achievements, and such. But it does not matter how we define importance. The only requirement is that the definition of importance of a person is affected at least partially by his position on the list: otherwise there is no contradiction.

Objection 3. How is the list constructed, then, if to give a person a rank on the list, one has to already know his position on the list?
Reply. The list can be constructed sequentially – that is, constructed using all factors but the list factor (the position on the list affecting notability). Then the list is rearranged when the list factor comes in and affects the notability. This is repeated until no more conflicts occur.

Objection 4. This is wrong. Suppose that there are three people in the world: one of great importance and two equally boring people. Of the second and third people (the two boring people), one has to be at the end of the list and the other at the middle. Then by the fact that the third person is at the end of the list, he is more notable than the second person, thus going up a place in the list. Then the situation plays out in reverse, forever vibrating between the two states. The list cannot exist.
Reply. Then the list can be constructed declaratively instead of procedurally – like solving a system of equations. If you put the person of great importance in the middle and the boring people at the two ends, then the list no longer vibrates.

Objection 5. But the point is that one person has greater importance than the other two, thus it doesn’t make sense to put him in the middle of the list.
Reply. Then we redefine the definition of importance and notability to be affected only by a person’s position in the list. This way, the list is stable.

Concluding objection. What is the point of such a list then?

## My somewhat botched method of solving the Rubik’s cube

August 20, 2010

The Rubik’s cube is a pretty cool and amazing toy, one that I’ve been spending a considerable amount of time playing with recently.

Methods for solving the cube vary. Beginner methods are easy to learn, but the downside is that they’re inefficient, usually taking a hundred moves or more to solve the cube. On the other hand, speedcubing methods often enable the cube to be assembled in fifty or sixty moves, but requires memorization of up to hundreds of move sequences, or algorithms.

The most common speedcubing method, usually called the CFOP or Fridrich method, requires memorization of about 70 different algorithms. Naturally, I didn’t want to do so much memorizing.

I learned to solve the Rubik’s cube from this site, which I think is a very good beginner tutorial. For the rest of this article, I will assume that the reader already solves the cube using this method, and furthermore I will use their notation and conventions. That is, this article would be a sort of extension to the tutorial.

The method provided is basically as follows:

1. Solve the first two layers
2. Orient the edges
3. Permute the corners
4. Orient the corners
5. Permute the edges

The site gives 7 algorithms to solve the last layer (5 algorithms plus 2 mirror ones). As a result, any of steps 2-5 may require two sub-steps to do.

Here I provide 9 additional algorithms, making it possible to solve each of steps 2-5 in a single step. This makes a 4-step last layer with a total of 16 algorithms.

I will not be listing the original 7 algorithms: they are already available on the linked site.

### Orienting the edges

In this step we want to form a yellow cross, that is, all four yellow edges are oriented so that yellow is facing up.

In addition to the three cases already covered, here’s a special algorithm for the fourth case:

R U2 R2 F R F’ U2 R’ F R F’

### Permuting the corners

Next we make it so the corners are in the right place (although not necessarily the right orientation). The usual method for this is switching two corner pieces. However, in one case both corner pieces have to be swapped.

You can apply the algorithm twice, or you can use this algorithm:

L U2 R’ U L’ U’ R L U2 L’

### Orienting the corners

Now we want the corners to all be oriented, that is: have yellow facing up on all of them. The only algorithm here that’s really needed is the one that rotates groups of 3 pieces clockwise (or counterclockwise) 120 degrees all at once. Any case can be solved with at most a combination of two of these.

The first two cases are when exactly three of the corners are facing incorrectly. The two algorithms needed are already covered.

Next, there are two similar looking cases where all four pieces are facing incorrectly:

R U R’ U R U’ R’ U R U2 R’

The other case is similar, but a little bit different:

R U2 R2 U’ R2 U’ R2 U2 R U2

There is one case where two diagonal corners are oriented incorrectly:

L B’ D2 B L’ U2 L B’ D2 B L’ U2

Finally there are two cases where the two adjacent corners are oriented incorrectly. Here’s one:

R’ U’ R U’ R’ U2 R2 U R’ U R U2 R’

The other one, which is basically the reverse:

R U2 R’ U’ R U’ R2 U2 R U R’ U R

### Permuting the edges

The final step now is permuting the edges. There are two algorithms already, to rotate a group of three edges clockwise (or counterclockwise). The other two cases can be done in a combination of two substeps.

The first one, where edges need to be swapped oppositely:

R2 L2 D R2 L2 U2 R2 L2 D R2 L2

Or the other case where edges need to be swapped adjacently:

R’ U’ R U’ R U R U’ R’ U R U R2 U’ R’ U2

And this is it. We’re done!

## Thoughts on my attempted Computer Science club

May 28, 2010

Lately I’ve been quite busy and I’ve been spending less time on blogging as I would have liked. Indeed I’ve found myself with little time for reading books (which I borrow from the library and intend to read but never do so), or even study math problems. As of now I have books on calculus, number theory, geometry, organic chemistry, game programming, as well as a few novels lying on my desk, pretty much collecting dust and soon to be collecting overdue fees.

As the year’s almost over, there’s a certain rush to complete the last few assignments (especially the Language arts portfolio assignments which are given an entire term but everyone procrastinates them until the last two days before the deadline). There’s also a lot of studying for exams, which again most people complain about but do not spend enough time on (this includes me).

Also there has been some controversy over my score in the Euclid contest earlier this year, which I dare not discuss publicly. I’ve got my first relationship which I’m really happy about; dating is fun (but very unproductive and somewhat addicting). Probably involved in too many extracurricular school clubs, so I’m quite busy.

### What happened with the Computer Science club

Over the spring break, I had the idea to start a computer science club at my school. I did some planning work and found some teacher support, and held the first meeting on April 16. Six people came to the first meeting. Not really knowing what to do, I talked about a fairly easy computer science problem.

As the club progressed, it changed unpredictably. At certain times there would be a group of experienced programmers, in which we would discuss more difficult (IOI-level) computer science problems; at other times the group would consist more of people with no programming experience in which I would be forced to abandon the more difficult problems in favor of teaching some programming basics. At other times nobody would show up, forcing me to cancel the meeting. The last computer science club meeting was held on May 26.

The club was clearly not working as well as I would have hoped, although it wasn’t a complete failure. It was moderately successful, given the circumstances.

For next year, I’ve heard about a grant for the school of a pretty large sum of money to the robotics department, and my teacher suggested me to add robotics to the club.

### What went wrong with the Computer Science club

There are several reasons I think that the computer science club didn’t do as well as I’d hoped. I’ve been involved in the anime club, debate club, and the environment club so I’ll compare the computer science club to other school clubs that I’m familiar with.

1. The entry barrier is too high. In the computer science club, the most basic requirement would be proficiency with some programming language, or just knowing how to program. As my school offers no computer science courses, few people in the school can program well. Some math skills are also important for computer science, but you’d be okay if you weren’t extremely good at math. However, if you don’t know how to program there would be little point in discussing arrays, searching, data structures, etc. This is probably the biggest problem with the computer science club, and yet I don’t really have a solution for it. In comparison, the entry barrier is much lower for any other school club: even with no debate experience it is still possible to participate in mock debates or speech games; it’s possible to get up to speed in gardening basics in a few minutes for environment club. In contrast learning a programming language takes weeks at minimum.
2. There is a very high skill discrepancy between members. Being the mostly self-taught activity computer science is, the skill discrepancies between members is very large. One group of people, a smaller group, is the group of people who can program well. A larger group is a group of people who cannot program. There aren’t many people in-between. Thus, depending on which group predominates at a meeting, we discuss difficult computer science problems or we teach programming basics. This is a problem because teaching programming basics would bore those that can already program, and discussing problems would confuse those that could not program. There is no ‘middle ground’ between the two groups like discussing simple computer science problems: that would be unbeneficial to everyone.
3. There is little dedication in most members. People decide not to come because they have homework, they’re tired or hungry, or they just forget. This is probably a problem for every school club, while the previous two only really applied to the computer science club. So I don’t have much to say about this.
4. I failed at adequately advertising the club. Although I advertised my club on Facebook and requested club meetings to be announced on the school bulletin and put up a poster, most people in the school probably don’t know the club exists. As of now it’s still considered ‘unofficial’ as neither the principals nor the student council know that the club exists.

Or perhaps there is just not enough interest in computer science in my school, as just five people wrote the CCC in February, and a handful of people show up to write a math contest.

### Thoughts on Robotics

Since it’s been suggested that I incorporate robotics into the club in the future, I’d give my thoughts on that here as well.

The robotics club would build robots for competitions (WorldSkills and others which I don’t remember). Quite a lot of money is required for equipment, and this money is available (in comparison to computer science which can be done for free).

My biggest problem with robotics is that robotics has very little to do with computer science. Both involve some degree of programming, but that aside they are completely different. Thus, my knowledge and experience in computer science would be irrelevant for robotics, and there’s no reason I should lead a robotics club. Also because of this, the idea of combining computer science and robotics is absurd.

If there’s going to be a robotics club next year, it’s going to be very different from the computer science club. We’re predicting that a considerable amount of fundraising would be necessary to pay for the competitions. This has mixed outcomes. For one thing, there would be better dedication in members, and individuals would be more motivated to come since so much money is on the line. On the other hand, the entry barrier would be even higher: it would be very difficult if not downright impossible to join the club after it has started.

I still don’t know whether to re-attempt the computer science club next year, or attempt starting a different club, or not attempt to start anything at all.

## University of Calgary Science / Engineering / Technology Challenge (SET)

May 8, 2010

Today I competed in an interesting event, the University of Calgary’s SET challenge (also known as the Amazing Race). This is a competition involving several areas of science, including mathematics, biology, chemistry, and computer science.

The nature of the contest was different from anything I’ve competed in before: students competed in teams, each team containing six people working together. The groups were to quickly complete several different activity stations, running around the university campus going from one station to the next to minimize their total time.

There were 25 teams competing in this event, 4 of them from my school. Two of them took first and third place respectively, together winning \$1100 for the school. I was put into a team consisting of three grade 10′s, and three grade 11′s. There were no grade 12′s on my team. Unfortunately, our team was not one of the two that won the top three.

The competition involved mathematics and computer science, which I was able to contribute with; as well it contained biology, kinesiology, chemistry, and physics, much of which I knew nothing about. Having no grade 12′s, there were certain problems (especially with biology) which nobody in the group knew how to do.

At eight-thirty in the morning the event started with a presentation from an engineer working at NASA, who spoke about his work on aircraft. Near the end of the presentation there was a question period in which I asked him about how an average person could best support NASA and the aeronautics program. I don’t think he actually answered my question.

The race began at nine. The first activity was to produce the number 36 using a given set of cards in some way – a version of the game 24. For example, given the set [1,1,5,8,9,10] one could arrange the cards into ((8*9)/(10/5))*(1/1) giving 36. We were required to repeat this four times each for a set of six, five, and four cards, so twelve times in total.

Computer science was the next activity. Although the problems were referred to as computer science, no computers or programming was involved; we simply had to manually find the numerical answer to three problems with pencil and paper. Since the competition we had lost or thrown away the problem papers, or used them as scrap paper, I’m unable to reproduce them exactly here on my blog.

Problem one was a simple combinatorial problem supposedly involving dynamic programming. The problem was to enumerate (count) how many paths there were on a street map going from the start, in the bottom left corner, to the destination, in the top right corner (how many ways to travel from start to finish). You were only allowed to travel north and east (you cannot travel in a way that will take you further from your destination). The solution was to go bottom-up and write next to each vertex the number of paths to that vertex; the number for a new vertex was the sum of its adjacent vertices. The answer could be calculated after repeating this process about 50 times.

The next problem was the shortest path problem, for which a plain-english version of Dijkstra’s algorithm is given (although it would probably be easier just to do it by brute force than to try to follow their steps). The problem is actually described as finding the shortest path from your server to Google’s server. Being a relatively small graph manually applying the algorithm a few times gave the answer within a minute.

The final computer science problem was a bit trickier: given a string of characters encrypted using a Caesar substitution cipher (each letter shifted a constant number of times), decode it. For example “abcd” shifted by three would be “cdef”. Initially I thought there was no better way than brute force (trying with shifting by 1, by 2, and so on). However there was a word encoded as “xffu”, and since ‘f’ had to replace the same letter twice in the four letter word I guessed that ‘f’ was ‘o’, giving a shift of 17, and “xffu” would be decoded as “good”. Decoding the rest of the string was trivial.

After the computer science problems, the next activity was biology related. Biology being not my strongest area, I didn’t really understand most of it. My team struggled somewhat here, as no one really knew how to translate between DNA and RNA and proteins. We were eventually forced to leave as the time limit of twenty minutes passed (whether you solved any problems doesn’t really matter after then).

Next up was mathematics, which I’m a bit better at. The problems were not especially difficult: the first and second were simple coordinate geometry; the third was a system of three linear equations; the forth was an easy circle area problem; the fifth was about manipulating the equation of an ellipse; the sixth and last was the expansion of $(x+y)^8$ which I solved using the Pascal triangle.

I actually had some trouble with the system of three linear equations. Another team member and I were working on it and we constantly made arithmetic errors in the somewhat long and tedious calculation. We alternated between elimination, substitution, matrices, etc, but eventually got it correctly.

Answers to the six problems were used to construct a mysterious sequence, which turned out to be the Fibonacci numbers (5,8,13,21,34,55). Probably as an attempt to avoid pattern-finding, the problems were given out two at a time and the answers not revealed in order (for example the answer to the first problem was the forth number in the sequence). This wasn’t very good since only two people were able to work on the problems at a time.

The final problem, given after finding the previous six problems, was really surprising for me. It simply asked to find ten prime numbers between 5100 and 5300 (there are 21). I’m pretty sure there’s no better way here than brute force (we only had two non-programmable calculators). Since we were almost out of time by then we did not attempt this problem, which is kind of dubious to find on a time-constrained math contest.

After that was an activity with kinesiology which I don’t really remember much about. I think it was just a multiple choice test. A one-hour lunch period followed.

In the second leg of the competition we began with a series of chemistry labs that for the most part I did not understand; I won’t try to describe them here.

The final activity we participated in before the time ran out was the construction of a boat out of toothpicks and aluminum foil. The team was given a large sheet of aluminum foil and twenty toothpicks, to build a boat out of, to hold as many pennies as possible before sinking. Our team settled on a triangular design reinforced with some toothpicks; although we constructed it carefully it was only able to hold about a hundred pennies (out of a possible 500 pennies for maximum points).

Apparently there were two more activities that we did not have time to complete.

One thing today that was unanimously agreed upon to have sucked was the waiting times for certain stations. As an activity could only support a limited number of teams at a time, many teams would begin to queue up behind the activity. This resulted in a waiting of (I’m guessing) around 20 minutes for the kinesiology activity, and an hour for the chemistry activity. The waiting also magnified the time differences between teams, as a team being ahead by seconds at the arrival of a lab could be ahead by twenty minutes by the end of the lab. This was not fun, considering that it was still a race. It was ironic seeing teams sprinting for the chemistry labs after the lunch break, only to find a massive line up behind it and waiting a good portion of the afternoon to get it over with.

Consequently the first teams did not have to suffer the waiting times and thus progressed further ahead of those who did.

I think that overall this was a fun event (even though I had to miss the qualification round of the Google Code Jam today). It also brings to my attention how unbalanced my skill sets are, in favor of math and computer science.

## The problem with reading ebooks on the computer

March 17, 2010

I often download a bunch of ebooks from the internet, usually in PDF or DJVU format. For months, I tried to read these books, yet I never actually got through any single book. Reading on the computer just seemed to be more difficult than reading a printed book, but I couldn’t pinpoint the reason.

But I later realized that the problem was that the scrolling was too fast or too slow. Crucial to a paper textbook is the ability to scan through many pages quickly.

The usual method for scrolling would be the scroll wheel. In the default setting, however, the scroll wheel only scrolls by three lines at a time. This is good enough for web pages and scrolling a short amount, but to scroll through an entire book this way is very tiring.

Another way to traverse pages is to use the page-up and page-down keys, which scrolls the page by one entire screen. The problem with them is that you have to finish reading the very last visible line, before hitting page-down and starting from the very first visible line.

My explanation may not make sense if you’ve never tried to read an ebook this way.

I searched over the Adobe Reader preferences and documentation, but could not find anything about the behavior of the scroll wheel.

The problem was that I had been looking in the wrong place. The scroll wheel settings were in the Windows control panel:

Aha. Now with the scroll wheel moving the page down 8 lines at a time (the default is 3), reading ebooks suddenly becomes so much more pleasant.

March 10, 2010

So I’m on Facebook one day, and in the news feed I see a fan page, “I LOL’D at “. Being used to these fan pages, I click “Become a Fan” before going to the fan page and looking at what it’s actually about.

Going to the fan page, it looks something like this, with a big arrow pointing to the right, with something like “Click X tab”:

I apologize for having to scale down the images. My blog’s width is only 450 pixels.

Fair enough, I go to the CLICK HERE tab. The page looks something like this:

Sometimes it’s even worse, requiring you to invite all your friends before proceeding.

Often it will go one step further and offer you a piece of javascript to invite all your friends (usually without you knowing what it actually does). The code they want you to copy and paste into the browser looks something like this:

```javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li'); for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}
```

I’m pretty sure it’s not technically possible for them to detect whether you have actually invited any of your friends.

Now they link you to some random blogspot page, or whatever hosting site. There’s some javascript popup of some survey you have to complete, before the popup supposedly disappears.

The website owner gets paid a considerable amount for a survey. \$1-3 the last time I checked (much more than you could expect to gain from ads).

Of course the surveys themselves try to rip you off, usually demanding your cell phone number to give you a ‘pin code’. You don’t actually get anything, except perhaps a worthless monthly subscription and a bill. Zynga does it too.

Back to the blogspot page. Notice the text:

Depending on your screen configuration, you may or may not be able to see the text. Adjusting the contrast in Photoshop:

Scroll down. Except you can’t scroll down, because there’s some javascript that sets you back to the start of the page when you try to.

By this point, I’ve forgotten what I’m trying to do. Oh yea, there’s supposed to be a funny picture at the end of all this.

And unless you manually remove yourself from the fanpage, others will see that you’ve became a fan of something. This is a chain reaction, seeing that the page currently has 287k fans.

I don’t mind really stupid fan pages. I don’t mind pages like this if there aren’t too many of them. The problem is, there’s such a huge number of similar fan pages.

Advertising is fine, but this is beyond advertising. They are actively scamming the less informed members of Facebook. It’s incredible that this is allowed to happen, and at such an extreme rate.